When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Shes Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
