A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.
She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Shes Jokes
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama is so fat, she canβt even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why couldnβt Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
