Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.