Shes jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Why did you and Sarah break up?

'Cause she cheetahed on me.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.