Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Shes Jokes
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
