Shes jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."