Shes jokes

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Why did you and Sarah break up?

'Cause she cheetahed on me.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.