Shes Jokes

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!