She jokes

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!