She jokes

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

Why was the calf afraid?

Because she was a cow-herd.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"