She jokes
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.