She jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Memes
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she canβt see the kitchen or the laundry.
How do you tell whether youβve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"