She jokes
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.