She jokes
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.