She jokes

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂