She jokes

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"