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Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.
The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.
With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.