She jokes
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.