She jokes
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Memes
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.