She jokes

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.