She jokes
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."