She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
She (DYM 126).
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Memes
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD