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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.