She jokes
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.