She jokes
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains donβt hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!