She jokes

Momma

Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!

Woman

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

Car

Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

Girlfriend

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!

Woman

What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?

My last if she knows what's good for her.

Woman

No one. BeyoncΓ© said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.

Day

One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"

His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."

The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."

One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"

Sister

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

Girl

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.

People

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Face

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Orphan

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Wordplay

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† Lol like

Mama

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Cousin

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT