She jokes

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.

During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."

Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"