She jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.