She jokes
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
She (DYM 126).
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"