She jokes

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.