She jokes
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
She (DYM 126).
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.