She jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."