She jokes

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.