She jokes
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...