She jokes

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

Neither has she.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.