She jokes
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When you think she likes someone else
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
She (DYM 110)
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.