Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
She Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
