She jokes

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.