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Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
when she feels 21 yrs old
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"