She jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
When you think she likes someone else
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.