She jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."