She jokes
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!