She jokes
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.