She jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Memes
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."