She jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
this is me
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.