She jokes

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"