She jokes
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
when the bitch tryna start shit
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"