She jokes
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.