She jokes

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.