She jokes

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."