She jokes
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.