She jokes
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.