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Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.