Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
She Jokes
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
