She jokes

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.