She jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.