She jokes

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

She (DYM 110)

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.