She jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.

I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.

I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she died by a flying brick!

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."

Mom: "No?"

"Like in heaven?" said the mother.

"No, juice," Sally said.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.

Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?

Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she got hit by a bus.