She jokes
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.