She jokes

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

Yo mama so nice she...

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Yo mama so stupid!

She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!