She jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Memes
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."