She jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.