She jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."