She Jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

when she feels 21 yrs old

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"