She jokes

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Dress

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Cock

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Mama

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

DM

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Car Seat

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Friend

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Chick

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Momma

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Earthquake

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Momma

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Kid

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Dawn

Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.

Money

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.