She Jokes

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

The image shows two side-by-side photos. The left one shows a cartoon of a bee with wide eyes looking directly at the viewer, and above it is written, 'what my cat sees when she opens her eyes midnap'. The right image is a cat mostly submerged in the snow, only part of its head and tail visible. Above this photo is written, 'me trying to get through life'.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.