She jokes
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"