She jokes

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.