She jokes
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"