She jokes

Mama

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Height

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Memes

Girlfriend

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

Emo

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Mama

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Cousin

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Mum

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Momma

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Mama

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Science Teacher

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.