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Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"