She jokes
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Memes
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.