She jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.