I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
She Jokes
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
