She jokes

My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.

Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!