She jokes
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO