She jokes

Girlfriend

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

Page

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

School Shooter

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Marriage

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

Waiter

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen.

Covid

My girlfriend got COVID.

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

Chemo

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

Wife

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

Mama

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Girl

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Quote

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

Emo

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

COVID-19

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

Lipstick

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.