She jokes
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.