She jokes

Why were her hands purple?

She heard it through the grapevine.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.