She jokes
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.