She jokes

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.