She jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Memes
My sister is so short she can't walk.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.