She Jokes

A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.

That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.

That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in the ocean

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(