Shape jokes

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.

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What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?

Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

What is red and shaped like a bucket?

A red bucket.

Wanna hear something twisted?

A pretzel.

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

The earth is not round.

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Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.