Shape jokes
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
screw global warming
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Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
The earth is not round.
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How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.