Shape jokes
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
screw global warming
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
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What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
The earth is not round.
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You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.