Shape jokes
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
The earth is not round.
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Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.