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Shape Jokes
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Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
The earth is not round.
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Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.