Shape jokes
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
screw global warming
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What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
The earth is not round.
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Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(