Shape jokes

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.

The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

What is red and shaped like a bucket?

A red bucket.

Wanna hear something twisted?

A pretzel.

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

The earth is not round.

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Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(