Shape jokes

You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.

Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?

Because it is circle.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

What did the zero say to the eight?

"Nice belt!"

Why was the booty so good at math?

It knew all the ANGLES.

How does a booty stay in shape?

It works its glutes off!

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

What's big and round?

Mine and not yours.

Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.

Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

Why is Earth flat?

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

Use the roast I put of flat earth.

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.