Shape jokes
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
The earth is flat.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why is Earth flat?
Use the roast I put of flat earth.