Shape jokes
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
My name.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
The earth is flat.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)