Shape jokes
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
Memes
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.