Shape jokes
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
The earth is flat.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.