Shape jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

"Nice belt."

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

What is the octopus's favorite shape?

An octagon.

How do you bury a prostitute?

In a Y-shaped coffin.

Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?

Circumference.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it’s intersected by a plane.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?

'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.