Shape jokes
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.