Shape jokes
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Daikon legs.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.