What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
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What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
