Shape jokes
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Memes
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”