Shape jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why is Earth flat?
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”