Shape jokes
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
A rhombus.
Daikon legs.