Shape jokes
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it鈥檚 shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why is Earth flat?
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?