What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Shape Jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
A rhombus.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Daikon legs.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
The earth is flat.
