Shape jokes
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Funny Test Answers #2
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Daikon legs.
A rhombus.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.