Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
The earth is flat.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
why earth flat?
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
