Shape jokes
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Funny Test Answers #2
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Daikon legs.
A rhombus.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!