Shape

Shape Jokes

Chess

Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?

Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!

Bun

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

Hairline

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Hairline

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

Pizza

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

Burger

In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.

Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.

Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.

Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.

Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.

But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.

Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.

So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.

Funeral

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?

Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

Zero

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

Head

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Mama

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.