How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
