Shape jokes
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.