Sexuality jokes
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Ur mom gei.
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
Gay
Boy
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Ur mum homo.
Beau is gay.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
You're gay.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why is Gennis gay?
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.