Sexuality jokes
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
Gay
Boy
Ur mum homo.
Beau is gay.
You're gay.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Why is Gennis gay?
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Little Johnny is gay.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Kroll es heterosexual.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...