Sexuality jokes
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
The priest is gay.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
I'm gay because I like men.
Hot man is sexy.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Dario is gay.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Hoyt is gay.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why are you gay?
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.