Sexuality jokes
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Hi, I’m gay.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.
You're gay.
If you read this.
I'm horny and gay.