Sexuality jokes

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

What do you call a single bisexual?

All bi myself.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.

He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."

He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."

Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A “Lickalottapuss”.

How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.

Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.

What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

A colonoscopy.