Sexuality jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.