Sexuality jokes
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Little Johnny is gay.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Are you bisexual…
Or are you hellosexual?
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Your mum gay.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.