Sexuality jokes
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.