Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Penis

    • What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

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    • Sexuality memes

    Mask

    • Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.

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    • Man

    • A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."

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    • Hypocrisy

    • Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

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    • Man

    • A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

    The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

    The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

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    • Udder

    • Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

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