Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Sexuality Jokes
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
