Sexuality jokes
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.