I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏
Why can’t orphans be gay
They no one to call daddy
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man bisexual
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man gay now heterosexual later
quin loves robin all he says is robin this isnt a joke quins gay
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.