Sexuality jokes
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
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Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.