Sexuality jokes
Is anyone gay?
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
I'm so gay.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
I am gay.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Marcus is gay.
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."