What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
