Sexuality jokes

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

I love big hot sexy men.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Little Johnny is gay.

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.