Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Hello
I have a trans friend. He is in a polymers relationship and would be straight if they had a dick
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
