Sexuality jokes

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Hot man is sexy.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

You're gay if you see this.

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?

Motherfuckers.

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.

Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.

Can I put my balls in your jaws?