Sexuality jokes
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.