Sexuality Jokes

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What do you call a vagina with teeth?

A vicious cunt.

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

I love big hot sexy men.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?