Sexuality jokes
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What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.