His gay ass dad.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
