Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a christian nationalist he gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
