Sexual orientation jokes
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Beau is gay.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"