Sexual orientation

Sexual Orientation Jokes

Barbecue

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Lover

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

Crack

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

Fan

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because thereโ€™s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Kid

What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

A byebyesexual.

Dude

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

Bisexual

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Gay

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

Difference

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Lesbian

In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

None, both carpet munchers eat out.