What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
His gay ass dad.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
