What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Sexual Orientation Jokes
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because thereโs no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
