What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
what do you call two lesbians in a closet. A liquor cabinet
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
