Sexual orientation jokes
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.