Sexual orientation jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.