Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
