Sex jokes
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
*funny joke about dicks*
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
So, no head?
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.