What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
I'm Gay
My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a good year and ones a great year
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
Q: Why don't pedophiiles when races? A: because they like to come in a little behind.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
Why can’t orphans have sex
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back too
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex wait for her to drop on a bomb on you.