Sex

Sex jokes

Bathroom

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

Teacher

I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.

Porn

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Memes

Priest

What does a priest hold on to when having sex?

He holds on to the schoolbag.

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  • Funeral

    What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?

    This would be much better if you were alive.

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  • Umbrella

    "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

    Man

    Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.

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  • Egg

    Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

    A: An egg gets laid.

    Racism

    In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

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  • Guy

    Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.

    Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!

    Wait, what Billy?

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  • Friend

    I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

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