Kaden Wants to have sex with you.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
There was this guy asked a girl how much are your hand jobs $25k how much are your blowjobs $50k how much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY; i would if i had a pussy
my wife told me to give give her 8 inches so i had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry. She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldnt hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
this is a lot like anal sex
you always miss 100% of shots if you take it
A kid came from school. His mother said "What did you do in school?" The boy replied "I had sex with my my Teacher" She said "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store The dad said " Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said "I can't, my butt is sore" Dad said "Why is your butt sore" The Boy said "Because I had sex with my teacher".
don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher then remember your home schooled?
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."...
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
i just had sex
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Doyoulickalotapuss
Swallow cum, not gum.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
