Sex jokes
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
I fucked a wall.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Nice cock, bitch.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!