Sex jokes
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
My cock, lmao.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Swallow cum, not gum.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
Saying balls go into pussy.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Pussy = drugs.