Sex jokes
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
I just had sex.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
My cock, lmao.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Swallow cum, not gum.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
Saying balls go into pussy.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.