A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
I can make a living with the Treat Yo self budget
Yet I can’t use the Help yo self budget
A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-Rasing.
self harm jokes arent that deep
My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Suicide is just self defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end