Self jokes
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Who am I?
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.