Self jokes

Who am I?

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

This is a joke in itself.

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?

'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.