Self jokes
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Who am I?
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.