Self jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
I hate myself.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
The joke is me.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
You are the joke.
This is a joke in itself.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.