How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression
Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend she cant stand for her self
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
i hate people that hate life me at the same time: is cutting self at night
hides scars* acts like im fine* hehe
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
I told a furry, dont call your self a joke! I said to the furry, Joke has meanings.
Yo mama so ugly her self portraits hanged themselves
yo mommy so fat when she pulled out the chair it screamed and broke it's self
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet
there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.
