Self Jokes

My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe...Get it?

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it will give yoy good luck see for your self

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If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death

i wish my grass was emo so it would cut its self

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

a chemical store burned down and the firefighter just stand there but at the end the store fire just went out by himself. But the store owner still got angry.

store owner : why didn't you take out the fire ?? firefighter : yea but it went out by it self store owner : but still why ?? firefighter : your chemical store sells H20 store owner : oh i get it now

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com

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Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁

Whyed the emo have to friends"becuase they like to hang by themself"

a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet

Why does an orphan play mum and dad? Cuz they need self love

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there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.