What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Your hairline is more bent than your gender.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Who am I?
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
