Self jokes
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Me in a dress + face reveal
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
I am your leader.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!