What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
They all call it self baptism I call it failed suicide
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
what do you say when an emo cuts them self.
like your cut g.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Who am I?
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
