Self Jokes

I told a furry, dont call your self a joke! I said to the furry, Joke has meanings.

When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression

Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands

How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome

How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for your self. Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for your self be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for your self and others if they need it. Best-Gwen

So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.

Have u ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts it's self!

What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish

Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up

What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken

What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?

A pickle.

how do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.

When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself

Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!

I bulled a handicap today

What is he gonna do stand up for his self