what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
jamal- dads CAN grow on trees joseph
joseph- no they dont
jamal- yes they do. ive seen it
joseph- ...... thanks not what you thought it was
Do you know why jesus is so popular with the ladies?? Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this.. 🤚--------🤪----------✋
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
she started crying
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
I've never seen my dad since September 11, I wonder where he is....
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Ever seen twins? If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
is it just me or your the prettiest person I seen today
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
