so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
a man walks into a bar he see's a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer, he gets on his hands and knees and prays to god out loud, the bar tender says, why are you praying? He says, because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
have you ever seen a blind man swim.......... neather has he
Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
Whoever said white people cant jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
